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{"fact":"70% of your cat's life is spent asleep.","length":39}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"fact":"A cat cannot see directly under its nose.","length":41}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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