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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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{"fact":"A form of AIDS exists in cats.","length":30}
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{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
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