{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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