{"slip": { "id": 79, "advice": "Just because you are offended, doesn't mean you are right."}}
{"fact":"Blue-eyed, white cats are often prone to deafness.","length":50}
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{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
{"fact":"Cats, especially older cats, do get cancer. Many times this disease can be treated successfully.","length":96}